February 2012
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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. From what I hear, you...
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January 2012
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Brontosaurus
” Harry resigned his job as a vocational rehabilitation counselor, and took his retirement fund in one lump sum. It was $7,400, I think. Then Harry took me out to breakfast and dinner everyday all summer long. It was fabulous. We loved and lolled and went out for coffee. We drove to rivers and beaches, went swimming, read Carver and O’Hara, Patchen and Cummings out loud. We drank...
its funny how that works
had a dream last night about marrying my boyfriend and then got in a huge fight with him in real life a few hours later.
sounds about right.
fml.
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no surprises
just took a dump while listening to my roommate get it on.
fun start to the day?
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sometimes...
your friends start hooking up and you try not to be a dick about it.
but you are.
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up
it’s weird when suddenly you realize someone is all grown up.
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
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December 2011
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everyone on tumblr...
is gay or depressed. or both.
Not trying to be rude, just like mostly the truth. At least on my dashboard.
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potter memories. →
Sometimes corny, but also just teary-eyed. Also PMSing. Could be a factor lol.
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